In the land of chalk and laughter, where every day’s a show,
Teach us the quadratic formula, but first, a joke we owe.
With glasses perched and pens in hand, they navigate the sea,
Of teenage angst and missing pens, oh what a sight to see.

Mr. Smith, the punny one, with humor so refined,
Turns history’s great battles into tales of the kind.
“Napoleon was short,” he quips, “but his courage was tall,”
And with that, we remember, and never let facts fall.

Ms. Green, with her riddles, makes math seem a game,
“If two trains leave the station,” she says with no shame.
Her laughter’s contagious, her spirit so bright,
Even fractions and decimals become a delight.

And then there’s Coach Brown, who dances through gym,
“Exercise is fun,” he says, with a mischievous grin.
He juggles and jokes, while we run and we play,
Making fitness and health the highlight of our day.